Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm A Gremlin!


Yesterday I went bowling with some friends. This was an alternative activity that we had agreed upon. The damn ice and snow that Mother Nature (that bitch) decided to deliver prevented us from our first choice which was fishing!


I wake this morning and my damn right eye matted shut! I run downstairs, look in the mirror, forcing my eye open and look to see BRIGHT pink peering back at me. I feel like a Gremlin. When the light hits my eye I feel as if little fur balls are going to pop out of my eye and create little demon pink eyed, rubbing their eyeballs children for me to spend eternity caring for. What the fuck, how does a 39 year old get pink eye?! I tell you how. By going to a nasty bowling alley, putting on nasty rental shoes that nasty people wear. By sticking my fingers in nasty bowling ball holes where nasty people have stuck their nasty fingers!

Bowling is NASTY!

7 comments:

Jude said...

Dang that snow although you might have gotten a hook in your ear (or somewhere) if you'd gone fishing.

hook or pink eye? yeah, dang that snow!

Propane Amy said...

Bitter??!! Bitter, party of one?? Your table is now ready.... LOL

Oh Monkey!! How we love thee monkey

Tina-cious.com said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Ahhh bowling's not so bad! LOLOLOL

Squirty said...

But it's soo fun....take some hand sanitizer next time. And don't rub your eyes!

shane rocket said...

FUNNY!!! but not....
fishing in the snow WOULD have been better. hope that heals up quick...

Kim and Theresa said...

Aww thats so sad!! Kim said that she noticed at the bowling alley that your eye was getting red and look irritated, but she just thought it was your contacts!!

Monkey Outlaw said...

Jude, funny thing is I have been there and done that move too! I would rather have snow :)

Amy,you know I'm riding the sympathy bus on this one!!

Tina, you know that I will bowl again ...but with BLEACH!

Squirty. Noted!

Thanks Shane!

T, hope you all don't get it!