Yesterday I went bowling with some friends. This was an alternative activity that we had agreed upon. The damn ice and snow that Mother Nature (that bitch) decided to deliver prevented us from our first choice which was fishing!
I wake this morning and my damn right eye matted shut! I run downstairs, look in the mirror, forcing my eye open and look to see BRIGHT pink peering back at me. I feel like a Gremlin. When the light hits my eye I feel as if little fur balls are going to pop out of my eye and create little demon pink eyed, rubbing their eyeballs children for me to spend eternity caring for. What the fuck, how does a 39 year old get pink eye?! I tell you how. By going to a nasty bowling alley, putting on nasty rental shoes that nasty people wear. By sticking my fingers in nasty bowling ball holes where nasty people have stuck their nasty fingers!
Bowling is NASTY!